Our Joke / Story / Anecdote of the Month

This page is for you, where you get something for nothing....well not totally for nothing .....you have to contribute a witty story, joke, anecdote about golf or whatever you think might be amusing for other visitors to our site. We will select the best and print the result every week on this page.

Naturally, each printed entry will receive a simple prize by way of thanks.

Here's one to get the ball rolling....

A visitor from a Country just across the Atlantic was playing Enniscrone Links in County Sligo and one of the locals (Paddy), was his caddy for the day. The visitor was not doing too well, on this particular day he was hooking or slicing every shot, invariably accompanied with an explitive.

At the end of the not too successful round, the visitor asked Paddy the shortest way to the sea. Paddy of course oblidged and on reaching the sea the visitor promptly threw first his ball, then the club he was carrying, then his golf bag into the sea.

As the bag made the final splash he turned to Paddy and said, "After that round I think I'll jump in and drown myself."

Paddy thought for a moment and then said " I don't think that would work, Sir! "

" Why not " said the visitor.

" If your golf is anything to go by,Sir, I don't think you'll be able to keep your head down long enough ! " -- Charles Campbell-McCann

Our thanks and prize for this month goes to :-
Charles Campbell-McCann
Sharjah, United Arab Emirates.

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